Dear Crew Team of Extreme Makeover

I wish to participate in your reality show, Extreme Makeover. I am self-described nerd who feel that my looks have prevented me from gaining the respect of my peers, and I want this makeover desperately in order to look like a grown up professional.I also feel tha my looks have attributed to my solitary life, my stalled career and my shyness.In society where look is still the criteria, I had been rejected infinitely during job interviews and thousands of failed courtship.I really need to improve my self-esteem.

I believe I deserve your attention because I am fat, bald , blotched face, buckled teeth, extreme case of eye bags and look older than I am. Please accept me to be part of your team. Thank you

Regards
Mr Panda Danial

Attached below is my present picture

name: panda danial

Dear Mr Panda Danial
Congratulations for being selected in our reality show, Extreme Makeover.You are too ugly...i mean too good for us to reject your application. We will help to fulfil your dream with our professional helps. the process may take about 6 weeks and some of the procedures are rhinoplasty, chin implant, supplemental liposuction and extensive dental work, and Zoom whitening.But of course, we wish you to come down to Sentosa Hospital at Sentosa Island to undergo our interview as well as evaluation for selected operations personally.You will be added to our losers ( I mean patients ) data files for the show. Thank you for joining us.

regards
Presidents
Vainathan Goodiman / Hand Sum yian Dao
Extreme makover

I was so happy to receive the letter. I am going for the extreme makeover before the school start. Too bad I could meet anyone during six weeks but just wait for me. Wait a minute, how come they did not mention what time for the appointment tommorow?Give them a call.......hmm.....where is the telephone number?